As most readers know, most of the time, my work area (which is my living room) looks something like this:

(actually this is an old picture... today it was much worse)
I've been toying with the idea of getting a new coffee table for a while, one with some sort
of storage option so I can keep the top tidier- so
Ikea to the rescue. I spent a few hours browsing the website and finally decided on the cheapest one - at $30 you can't really go wrong can you?
So I went to
Ikea after work today
First - I think that all the stupid, inconsiderate people must have had a play date
because they were ALL at
Ikea at 5:30 today. Screaming children running rampant, people
texting and shopping (and walking into me), an entire extended family arguing over a sofa and clogging up the
aisle, etc. You name it - if it was dumb and inconsiderate they did it.
Bad shopping experience aside, I got out of there with a coffee table, floor lamp, and hanging sweater organizer for $80 - not bad. Of course, someone did try to back into me in the parking lot ... twice (once while I was walking to my car, and a second driver who tried to back into my car while I was driving past)
So now to assemble before Dave gets home (1- we don't build well together, 2) he hates all things
Ikea and I didn't want to hear about it)
Apparently
Ikea is saving money by no longer paying someone to
pre-drill holes. They do give you a handy little plastic measuring stick so you you can use a hammer to tap the screw in and mark where the whole is suppose to go. It's a good thing this is particle board and I can drive the screw in with a screwdriver - because I don't know how to use my drill (I have one - and it's mine, not Dave's - but I've never used it... I believe in Women's Liberation, but somethings are just easier to make a boy do... besides what else do I keep him around for?). It's probably not a bad thing though, because those
pre-drilled holes never line up right
anyway.
So, it went together with relative ease - and I was quite pleased
until I turned it over and realized my floor had scratched the very thin veneer - good thing I got the black one - Sharpie marker repair anyone? I also found an old doily which covers the worst of it.
I had no trouble assembling the lamp, but some how manage to smash two light bulbs in the process. The first by lifting the lamp too high and smashing it against the ceiling, and the second shattered in my hand as I was screwing it in.... who needs a drink?
But, the table holds all my stuff beautifully, and the lamp gives me a nice warm glow with some optional directional lighting... and look how nice and tidy it is now?

And why yes, that Barbie is riding a Siberian Tiger on the lamp...

Why do you ask?