Rockster Weewiggles here, reporting again for mummy. She's once again gone on a crazy cleaning fit.
She got this crazy look on her face and said something about "furry beasts shedding hair all over the place" and she just "can't stand it anymore!!!!". She's already run the big scary, sucky machine all over EVERYTHING, but she says she's not done yet.
I don't see what all the fuss is about, my fur coat keeps me nice and cozy, which is why I like to share it with her. And especially that big, tall blonde guy. The look on his face when he discovers I've been napping on his t-shirt is priceless.
Oh, he says he doesn't like it, but I know he'll thank me later when he goes out in the cold, and all the fluffiness I shared keeps him warm. Besides, I just meow cutely, rub up against his legs an sucker him all over again.
Anyway, mummy has stripped all our cat beds (I don't know why she feels we need "cat" beds... I'm quite happy with the blonde guy's t-shirts) and has thrown them in the big swishy machine in the basement, so my siblings and I have decided we'll go spread some more insulation in the "people" bed.
But mummy wanted me to tell you all that she'll be back later with some pictures of the pretty things she makes with those sticks and that nummy, nummy yarn. I can't wait... something new to shed on!